ATTENTION:  There’s one mad little girl and she’s not going to take it anymore!  You want to force feed her stuff that you think she should like without consequences, well, bring it because she’s going to bring it!  Manufacturers and marketers, you’re on notice.

Can’t a girl get toys without all the “pink stuff”?!  And, hey, what’s with all the princesses?!  Hello, what does a girl have to do to get a superhero up in here?!

We have a leader and her name is Riley.  Move over, Gloria Steinem.  She’s a pint-sized, fist-pumping (in the toy aisle) feminist.  My girl, Riley, is mad as h#ll and she is not going to take it anymore!

Sister, I hear you!  I’m not saying get rid of all the “pink stuff”, but what if you’re a girl and you don’t like pastels?!  I mean, I don’t like pastels!  Ugh.  They totally clash with my aura.  It’s like as soon as anyone hears, ”It’s a girl!” everything is poofy, and “fru fru” and pastely-pinky.  There are other colors!

I’m ready to vote for this girl.  Where do I sign up?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/24/pink-stuff-little-girl_n_1169044.html
(Thanks, HuffPo.)

That’s what I’m saying, girl!  Preach!  Too funny.